Keep calm and next time there’s a ball, ask her before someone else does, and not as a last resort.
Keep calm and oppugno his ass
Keep calm and tell him your nickname is Roonil Wazlib <- Harry, you genius.
Keep calm and oh look, a Blibbering Humdinger…
Keep calm and Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Keep calm and when in doubt, go to the library
Keep calm and follow the spiders. Why couldn’t be “follow the butterflies”?!
Keep calm and follow the spiders
Keep calm and be The Chosen One
Keep Calm ‘cause Slytherins do it better
Keep calm and and.. and.. what I was saying?
Keep calm and ask Hermione
Keep calm and do the Hippogriff
Dobby: ”Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!”
Keep calm and be free
“How wonderful! Gnome saliva is enormously beneficial!” said Mr Lovegood, seizing Luna’s outstretched finger and examining the bleeding puncture marks. “Luna, my love, if you should feel any burgeoning talent today - perhaps an unexpected urge to sing opera or to declaim in Mermish - do not repress it! You may have been gifted by the Gernumblies!”
Keep calm and keep off the dirigible plums









